Do you ever have one of those days where nothing you say is the right thing to anyone?
Yeah, it's been like that the last 24 hours.
From angry wrestling fans who are so devoted to their heroes it makes me look like the silent type, to crushes gone bad.
I pissed off an angry 15 year old girl in the main wrestling chat because I defended the PG-era, when she wants more sex on the show. I expect death threats any moment.
And Male Friend #1- the kid from Mexico- I told him I wasn't interested. Now he's not talking to me either. Yay me. One conversation and I'm in the dog house with my chat buddies.
You know, I can sit here and say everyone is over reacting, and on some level I'm sure it's true. But, at the same time, I knew I was pushing buttons and I did it anyways.
I mean the wrestling chat with the 15 year old.
Male Friend #1 on the other hand... I didn't know what else to do. I actually started to wonder if he'd developed this crush on me because he's looking for the easy way out?
It's what I do. Why I put so much energy into talking about wrestlers. At lest, that's how it started. There few years ago, I was so hurt, so twisted from countless bad break ups and just rotten relationships, that I started to put that energy into my internet wrestling crushes. Cause it was safe. No one gets hurt. They're famous, it's part of their job description.
Seems logical. I seemed like the easy way out for Male Friend #1. Then someone mentioned the Canadian factor and that really got me wondering what is really going on here? Is Male Friend #1-the kid from Mexico- just looking for an easy answer to a Canadian citizenship?
Either way, I've pissed everyone off. Starting to think it's the only real talent I have anymore.
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Monday, July 22, 2013
Random Tidbit July 22nd
Was at the grocery today, and the goat milk dude was working. He walked out of the back room, nearly ran into me, then when he spotted me did a double take.
Is that good or bad?
And on the social site, Male Friend #1-the kid from Mexico- he asked me out again. Okay this is just odd. I'm in Canada, he's in Mexico and he keeps saying he wants to have dinner some time. I know he's planning a trip to Toronto, but I have told him a dozen times I don't live anywhere near there.
When I commented on the fact he might not like me in real life, his reply was that he doesn't go for looks he goes for personality.
Isn't that what all of us want? Someone who can get beyond the shell?
And as wonderful as that would be, I have a difficult time believing any man can really see past the cover story to the article.
Is that good or bad?
And on the social site, Male Friend #1-the kid from Mexico- he asked me out again. Okay this is just odd. I'm in Canada, he's in Mexico and he keeps saying he wants to have dinner some time. I know he's planning a trip to Toronto, but I have told him a dozen times I don't live anywhere near there.
When I commented on the fact he might not like me in real life, his reply was that he doesn't go for looks he goes for personality.
Isn't that what all of us want? Someone who can get beyond the shell?
And as wonderful as that would be, I have a difficult time believing any man can really see past the cover story to the article.
Friday, July 19, 2013
Friday Tidbits
Everyone wants Dimmer.
The guy must be feeling the love, seriously. I'm hanging out on the social site, chatting with the gang, which now consists of six women, Male Friend #1- the kid from Mexico- and our new gay man. The topic, Dimmer got slapped.
I caught the recap on the website. And what was the general response from five of the women and the gay man? They all at the same time said they'd kiss it better.
Cliched. Cliched. But what an inviting idea.
The more air time Dimmer is given for his spotlight, the hotter a topic he's become.
And the things I wonder about are if the wrestlers are able to handle the amount of fame they suddenly get thrown at them? And can they handle loosing it if they ever get shoved into the dust? What does that do to a person? Being the center of something like that and suddenly just not?
Well Dimmer, I hope you're one of the ones who can both handle it and keep it rolling for years to come.
In the mean time, sweetie, you need to not wear so many layers of clothes under those hot lights because you had really bad pit stains. Just saying.
The guy must be feeling the love, seriously. I'm hanging out on the social site, chatting with the gang, which now consists of six women, Male Friend #1- the kid from Mexico- and our new gay man. The topic, Dimmer got slapped.
I caught the recap on the website. And what was the general response from five of the women and the gay man? They all at the same time said they'd kiss it better.
Cliched. Cliched. But what an inviting idea.
The more air time Dimmer is given for his spotlight, the hotter a topic he's become.
And the things I wonder about are if the wrestlers are able to handle the amount of fame they suddenly get thrown at them? And can they handle loosing it if they ever get shoved into the dust? What does that do to a person? Being the center of something like that and suddenly just not?
Well Dimmer, I hope you're one of the ones who can both handle it and keep it rolling for years to come.
In the mean time, sweetie, you need to not wear so many layers of clothes under those hot lights because you had really bad pit stains. Just saying.
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Dirty Laundry 30
"Are you okay?" Tarot Lady asked me when I was coming in to mom's.
Me-:"No. I am working on a project that no one cares about, I'm writing a novel that might never see the light of day, I'm having a difficult time on my short story cause it's taken on a life of it's own, everyone I have been talking to is excited about a comic convention and none of them can believe I've never been to one in my life cause I'm like the nerd of the gang, there is one friend on the social site who is upset because the men she's been talking to have all bailed on her because they all found out she was only 15 years old and for some reason she believes that one of them is only talking to me to make her jealous, and I've got my period. So no, I'm not fine. And I'm craving salt."
The look on her face was priceless because no one ever really expects you to tell them the truth when they ask you how you are. You get the truth with me, so always be sure you want to know before you ask out of politeness.
Tarot Lady-:"That would explain the dark energy around your head." she said pointing to my ear. "But I was doing a reading last night, and I kept turning up the High Priestess and right away I knew it was about you. Then I felt something will happen around October for you, something you really want in life."
Me-:"No idea what that might be."
Tarot Lady-:"It's something important." she made a noise going to check her mail then turned to me. "Say, wasn't there a Johnathan? Didn't Timothy say he saw the name Johnathan in your cards?"
You know that cosmic joke raised it's head again.
Me-:"Uh huh."
She waited for me to say something more. "Well, okay then. It's time for my show. I bet that is what it is that I'm seeing, this Johnathan coming into your life in October." she shook her finger at me like she was scolding me then went upstairs to her apartment.
Me-:"No. I am working on a project that no one cares about, I'm writing a novel that might never see the light of day, I'm having a difficult time on my short story cause it's taken on a life of it's own, everyone I have been talking to is excited about a comic convention and none of them can believe I've never been to one in my life cause I'm like the nerd of the gang, there is one friend on the social site who is upset because the men she's been talking to have all bailed on her because they all found out she was only 15 years old and for some reason she believes that one of them is only talking to me to make her jealous, and I've got my period. So no, I'm not fine. And I'm craving salt."
The look on her face was priceless because no one ever really expects you to tell them the truth when they ask you how you are. You get the truth with me, so always be sure you want to know before you ask out of politeness.
Tarot Lady-:"That would explain the dark energy around your head." she said pointing to my ear. "But I was doing a reading last night, and I kept turning up the High Priestess and right away I knew it was about you. Then I felt something will happen around October for you, something you really want in life."
Me-:"No idea what that might be."
Tarot Lady-:"It's something important." she made a noise going to check her mail then turned to me. "Say, wasn't there a Johnathan? Didn't Timothy say he saw the name Johnathan in your cards?"
You know that cosmic joke raised it's head again.
Me-:"Uh huh."
She waited for me to say something more. "Well, okay then. It's time for my show. I bet that is what it is that I'm seeing, this Johnathan coming into your life in October." she shook her finger at me like she was scolding me then went upstairs to her apartment.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Ah-man!
Hiding out at mom's. So to speak. She has air conditioning, I do not.
Mom was talking with sister about going to see a musical at the local theater. Sister screwed up her nose to it, said she refused to see anything that Sophia the Wannabe Socialite is in.
Me-:"She back in town? Thought she moved to Toronto?"
Mom-:"She's back for this play. Thought it would be nice."
Me-:"Why man?"
Sister-:"I don't want to talk about it. Don't want to think about it." she gestured with her hand in a dismissive motion. "She's gone crazy. Like crazy crazy."
Me-:"She was crazy before she left."
Mom-:"Yeah but she's really turned out crazy. It's the group she's with."
Sister-:"Doesn't know what she wants, who she wants to be, or what she wants to be you know. Depends on the group she's hooked in with."
Me-:"That's rough man. But, totally for the better. Your friendship ending. Better for you man."
Sister-:"Man. Man. Okay man." she leaned towards me with wide eyes laughing. "Have you been watching Hunter S. Thompson movies again...man?" she laughed.
Me-:"Reading actually. Totally man, don't take any guff from those rat bastards! Fiends, Swine!" I said in my best impression of Johnny Depp via Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Sister-:"I actually liked Bill Murray in Where the Buffalo Roam. One of his better ones."
Mom-:"Now you both lost me."
Me-:"You say that like it's a bad thing?"
Mom was talking with sister about going to see a musical at the local theater. Sister screwed up her nose to it, said she refused to see anything that Sophia the Wannabe Socialite is in.
Me-:"She back in town? Thought she moved to Toronto?"
Mom-:"She's back for this play. Thought it would be nice."
Me-:"Why man?"
Sister-:"I don't want to talk about it. Don't want to think about it." she gestured with her hand in a dismissive motion. "She's gone crazy. Like crazy crazy."
Me-:"She was crazy before she left."
Mom-:"Yeah but she's really turned out crazy. It's the group she's with."
Sister-:"Doesn't know what she wants, who she wants to be, or what she wants to be you know. Depends on the group she's hooked in with."
Me-:"That's rough man. But, totally for the better. Your friendship ending. Better for you man."
Sister-:"Man. Man. Okay man." she leaned towards me with wide eyes laughing. "Have you been watching Hunter S. Thompson movies again...man?" she laughed.
Me-:"Reading actually. Totally man, don't take any guff from those rat bastards! Fiends, Swine!" I said in my best impression of Johnny Depp via Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Sister-:"I actually liked Bill Murray in Where the Buffalo Roam. One of his better ones."
Mom-:"Now you both lost me."
Me-:"You say that like it's a bad thing?"
A post-it note for you
Mr. Scratchy, Herman. How was your evening?
The fairy tale, you're in it aren't you? I think you are. I was asked what I hope to accomplish by it, and my answer was for one wrestler to like it. Just one. Two would be fabulous, three beyond wicked. But one is good.
I've got nothing tonight. I just typed something like four times and deleted it, so that tells you how brain dead I am tonight.
Okay Herman, I imagine you checking in to this tonight, tired, and feeling...complicated. Yeah I have no idea why the word complicated jumped into my mind, but it did.
I think you're dressed in a pair of shorts, and having that usual cup of tea while you read me.
Risk it here... things were less complicated when I still believed you were The Celebrity. There is that word again, complicated.
Now complication is the only thing happening. For now anyways. The most likely possibilities are still Dimmer, Rebel without a Cause and Mad Hatter.
And somewhere, The Celebrity is reading all this laughing shaking his head thinking he should have gotten the recipe for banana bread few years back when I offered. There's a guy who I hope never looses his will to be weird.
The fairy tale, you're in it aren't you? I think you are. I was asked what I hope to accomplish by it, and my answer was for one wrestler to like it. Just one. Two would be fabulous, three beyond wicked. But one is good.
I've got nothing tonight. I just typed something like four times and deleted it, so that tells you how brain dead I am tonight.
Okay Herman, I imagine you checking in to this tonight, tired, and feeling...complicated. Yeah I have no idea why the word complicated jumped into my mind, but it did.
I think you're dressed in a pair of shorts, and having that usual cup of tea while you read me.
Risk it here... things were less complicated when I still believed you were The Celebrity. There is that word again, complicated.
Now complication is the only thing happening. For now anyways. The most likely possibilities are still Dimmer, Rebel without a Cause and Mad Hatter.
And somewhere, The Celebrity is reading all this laughing shaking his head thinking he should have gotten the recipe for banana bread few years back when I offered. There's a guy who I hope never looses his will to be weird.
Monday, July 15, 2013
Still a Monday
I got a message from Walsh with the usual. I let him know I was at mom's and still not talking to him.
Walsh-:"Read some more of the fairy tale. Um..."
Me-:"Still not talking to you. And what do you mean um?"
Walsh-:"Getting a bit too romance like. What did I do?"
Me-:"Ruined my reality by telling me stuff I didn't want to know."
Walsh-:"Not my fault."
Me-:"Yes it is. Totally your fault."
Walsh-:"So you are actually watching the show tonight?"
Me-:"Yes. Why?"
Walsh-:"Your boys went back to basics eh?"
Me-:"Always."
Walsh-:"Anything new with your chat buddy?"
Me-:"No, think he's gotten bored. He's flirting with a bunch."
Walsh-:"Still think you should just date him."
Walsh-:"Read some more of the fairy tale. Um..."
Me-:"Still not talking to you. And what do you mean um?"
Walsh-:"Getting a bit too romance like. What did I do?"
Me-:"Ruined my reality by telling me stuff I didn't want to know."
Walsh-:"Not my fault."
Me-:"Yes it is. Totally your fault."
Walsh-:"So you are actually watching the show tonight?"
Me-:"Yes. Why?"
Walsh-:"Your boys went back to basics eh?"
Me-:"Always."
Walsh-:"Anything new with your chat buddy?"
Me-:"No, think he's gotten bored. He's flirting with a bunch."
Walsh-:"Still think you should just date him."
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