Pussycat-:"Our horoscope says that this is the time to tell the person we have a crush on that we have a crush on them because they have only eyes for us."
Me-:"I have a crush on you."
Pussycat-:"Doll, everyone has a crush on me. I'm just so crushable. hahaha!"
I didn't have any clients booked for tarot readings, so stayed home today. Which is fine, as the one staff I don't care for was working Pussycat's shift today.
Me-:"But you have eyes for all of your crushes?"
Pussycat-:"I have a few. Like the new guy who has been delivering the homemade olive soap to the cafe lately. Have you seen him? To die for."
Me-:"I really don't understand why the dish soap has to be organic? I mean, dude it's just soap and it's not like any of the staff are allergic to the regular stuff?"
Pussycat-:"It's locally made. Helping the community and it's green. Keep it green babes. So, you ready to face the world and slide up to your mans? Huh? Don't dream it be it doll."
Me-:"This would imply that first off I have a crush on someone, and second that it's someone I see on a regular basis. And third, someone crushes on me. You're really the only guy I see on a regular."
Pussycat-:"There's got to be someone?"
Pussycat-:"No one in your building, or at the store? What about The Salesman?"
Me-:"Over that. Nope. The only guys around here are like seventeen year olds, and gay guys. You really have a better shot in my neighbourhood than I do."
Pussycat-:"Just think, there is some guy out there right now thinking about you! Believe it doll. Everyone has a crush on someone. And somewhere there is a guy who is thinking about you with his hands down his pants."
Me-:"Somehow doubt it, but thanks for the image."
Pussycat-:"I see a tough loving tattooed bearded man."
Me-:"What do you mean tough loving?"
Pussycat-:" I dunno in my mind I see him looking at you with mad love in his eyes."
Me-:"You see me with a crazy person, good to know."
Pussycat-:"Ya. Crazy about you..."
Me-:"So what does that feel like? To have someone want you that much?"
Pussycat-:"I have no idea babe...Never had that in my life! Trust me I was almost always space filler."
Me-:"I don't believe that. You are not just filler."
Pussycat-:"I'm not the kind of guy men drool over. Or even go out of their way to be with. Just a fling or the other man...I'm the Samantha. So the Samantha."
Me-:"So you going to take your own advice on this and tell your mad crush you only have eyes for him?"
Pussycat-:"I will if you do."
Me-:"I just did, you said you knew."
Pussycat-:"hahahaha! I mean for real. Be open then to hearing someone tell you they have a crush on you."