Beneath the Paper

I was watching this movie last night, and wondering why they had cast who they had together?  There are moments when we watch a tv show or movie and can't get past the actors who are on the screen. Can't imagine why the director or producer would pair up certain people?  Sometimes it works out perfectly and other times you can do nothing but turn off the tv.

It's like that in real life too.
We've all done it, judged strangers or even friends thinking "how they end up together?"  What was it that attracted that guy to that girl?

I'm always fascinated by this.  Sometimes you can see right off within a moment how mismatched a pair are, and other times you can see how perfect they are after only a moment with them.

Sometimes a couple is only "good on paper"  and sometimes they are better.

The rules of Prostitution

The CBC news just reported that certain laws against prostitution in Canada will be changed.  After months of back and forth, a ruling came through today saying that safer areas are without a doubt needed.

What does this mean? 
From what I have gathered from the snips of news, prostitution houses {brothels} will be legal now in the province of Ontario.

Bare on the newsstands

The talk right now is the cover photo for a fashion magazine that has a naked pregnant star.
It's been done before so why are we all acting like we're shocked?  In this day and age does anything really shock us anymore? 

I think it's sad actually that nothing shocks us as a society.

Personally, I don't understand the draw to wanting to pose that way to begin with?  I don't care who the hell you are, if you're that pregnant, cover up. 
Pregnancy is not sexy no matter how rich you are.

Post-It March 22

Mr. Scratchy. There is fog outside our windows this morning here. Birds singing, the trees are still. And yet, it's a new season, a new moon and a new year.  Well, a new year for me as it's my birthday.
And I'm spending it like every other day.  I don't even know why I'm typing this note, Mr. Scratchy as there has barely been any scratching in the last few weeks and the only hits I seem to get on here anymore are spammers from Russia.
I guess I just feel that if I just try to connect...

Anyways, yes fog. Fog and no sun yet here. And yeah, I have too much time on my hands at the moment. Seemed just when I was starting to get back into some sort of life, well yeah the chaos of a broken leg. With a side order of surgery.
How do you guys do it?  We've all established that you Mr. Scratchy are in the wrestling business; so how do you guys get injured and just keep on going?  I've seen other people handle it well, like it's not even an inconvenience; but for me it's derailed me completely.

Wherever you are today on this planet, I hope your day/night is going smoothly for you.  You, that I imagine covered in ... spilled mustard.  Yes, I think your biggest issue today will be a splotch of mustard on your shirt. As I imagine things work much smoother for you in general then they do for me. I hope they do anyway. 
If you're working, as always stay safe.

Meet Barbie

I unfortunately got stuck sitting in the living room while my aunt and her husband came over.  This is someone I do my best to avoid as she's my dad's sister. They dropped in unannounced and with me stuck on the sofa with the broken leg, I was trapped.

They - my mother and her- talked about my cousins {I stopped counting after she had her 5th} and their spouses.   In this case my aunt's 2nd son and his new wife. Photos from the wedding made it look like his wife was in her 40's.  I was shocked to learn today that she is actually younger then my cousin who is 23 years old, and that she's in fact 21.  Shocked. My aunt shrugged and said "Yeah that's Barbie for you. When they started to date, my son flat out said she was just a fun arm candy. Now look at the mess he's in."

Malibu Barbie as she's been dubbed by my aunt, is more then just wearing the pants in the family.  She's cornered my cousin and seems to have separated him from the rest of the pack.  All the while piling up the debt.  Barbie is one of those women who actually refers to their marriage as a starter one. 

Honestly, she looks like a reject from Jerseylicious, and that's not a good thing ever.

Pulling punches

Nura-:"You should do like a whole theme of sex in another city. Like they did on the show"

Me-:"Yeah brilliant idea get right on that expect for the nagging fact my knee is broken and I'm going to be looking at close to four months or more of hell known as therapy."

Nura-:"I mean like afterwards. When you're better and can travel smartass."

Me-:"At the rate this is going, I'm looking at not being able to even get to the grocery until October."

Nura-:"You really need to calm down. But I was watching SATC this morning, the one where she dates the writer. And I started to wonder what happened to that writer you were with."

Me-:"Sci-Fi Guy? What about him?"

Nura-:" I thought you said the two of you got along. Why don't you call him?"

Me-:"Because that was three years ago and the last time I did talk to him, he seemed like he was into someone else."

Nura-:"But you liked him?"

Me-:"Bit. He has these blue eyes that could give The Other Guy a run for his money."

Nura-:"And there is your problem. Enough with the wrestlers. No man will ever measure up to The Other Guy or The DoubleStarr and not The Celebrity. Specially not The Celebrity so you really need to you know, think about normal men."

 Me-:"And I wouldn't call one date being with."

Nura-:"It was more then that wasn't it?"

Me-:"Few emails, couple of phone calls but otherwise no. Just a date."

The chat was short tonight, or I should say it got derailed as I started to have a freak out over the new blogger regional issues. Nearly had a full on panic attack when things started to go shifty on me. But as I sit here now trying to deal with the new blogger stuff, I have to admit Nura is right. No one will measure up as far as I'm concerned. That is other then Mr. Scratchy.  But in the meantime...

Seams

I got an email from Nura, commenting on my post about "affairs".  She said it felt like the opening statement and not the whole article. I read over the blog post and had to agree, I've been doing far less then usual on the blogs.  I'm just not feeling it lately.
She also made a comment about how they got a replay of the ppv from last month. Pointed out the colours in The Celebrity's new pants.  Pink and Green.   I didn't follow where she was going with this, until she pointed me to one of my own blog posts from last summer where I mentioned "sex and the city pink and slime green"
Nura was sure that The Celebrity choose those because of my post. It would be nice if that were the case but this is one time when I have to chalk it up to just randomness.
It would seem that the topic of The Celebrity's pants is one none of us can tear ourselves away from.

Ironically, I was watching a show about how to pick the right pair of jeans this morning. Ones that help to shape a person's butt so that it's more appealing.  I know there has been countless surveys and scientific research done over the years by magazines and professors, etc on the biological urge that humans have for looking at butts; so it shouldn't be a big surprise that a great butt will get you noticed.

The best butt in wrestling  right now... The Irish Lad  over in Company #1.

The things we talk about when we have nothing better to do...