Dear Mr. Scratchy:
My ear has been burning for the last half hour, and it's 9:32pm EST here. I'm hoping it's just you and your buddies.
Anyways Herman...I imagine you checking in tonight, dressed in brown hiking boots, dark jeans, a navy blue long sleeve shirt...I'm wanting to say there's a chain on your wrist...silver...baseball cap on...chewing on a red plastic straw...
Okay Herman, as always...smile smirk and snarl.
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