"You screwed up on that quote. It's crusted like a wornout penthouse" Nura pointed out to me earlier.
Me-: "Yes, I realized my mistake after I'd done the post. Like two hours afterwards and it was too late to fix the title. Oh well, seems I suck." I scratched at the right side of my face for a moment like a dog with fleas. "I had a bit of an aha moment."
Nura-: "Lay it on me."
Me-: "I can date any type of guy on the planet as long as it's not another wrestler. Which blows because wrestlers are what I am attracted to the most."
Nura-: "Um okay. Waiting for the punch line just sock it to me."
Me-: "Okay there then. No, seriously; and this is the downer of it. I can't date wrestlers. Even if by some crazy chance at some future wrestling event I caught the eye of one, I wouldn't be allowed to date him cause it would be wrong. Considering the whole thing with Mr. Scratchy."
Nura: -"I still don't understand."
Me-: "We can agree at lest, that Mr. Scratchy is a wrestler right?"
Nura-: "Uh-huh."
Me-: "Right. So dating any other wrestler would be like cheating with his brother. Understand now?"
Nura-: "Does he have a brother?"
Me-:"You're not getting it are you?"
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