"Oh my god! He's got such a crush on you!"
Jody and I were chatting for a bit tonight. First time in weeks we've had a chance to chat. What with her semi-boyfriend and all, she's had no time. Tonight's topic had started off as normal, being about wrestling, and somehow got turned around to Male Friend #1 on the social site.
Jody-:"You really need to stop flirting with him, less you're planning on dating him. Careful, don't think he's had his heart broken yet."
Me-:"He's been flirting with everyone last few weeks, take no notice of it."
Jody-:"Not like that he hasn't." She directed me to a thread where Male Friend #1- the kid in Mexico- had been calling me cutie and darling and leaving little smiley faces.
Me-:"Uh what?" That's new and odd. I can honestly say I've never had a guy call me cutie or leave me smiley faces anywhere, ever. I'm not sure how to react to it.
Jody-:"You realize that the last five things you talked about on the site, he's hit the 'approve' or 'funny' button?"
Me-:"No, no I didn't." I went to check and sure enough, the dude liked the fact I had checked into the topic of Rebel without a Cause. And he knows I'm not dating anyone so I can't even detour him.
Jody-:"I think it's really sweet."
And I'm thinking, is it okay to follow Walsh's advice and say there is a very strong wrestler in my life? That would be bad wouldn't it? That would be wrong.